I stopped cranking hog to be here T-Shirt

Listen, showing up was a sacrifice. You think I wanted to be here? I had other plans—solo plans. But no, here I am, in this shirt, proving my dedication to social interaction. This shirt is a PSA, a warning, and a cry for help all in one. So if I seem distracted, irritable, or just itching to leave, you know damn well why. Wear it with pride, shame, or just as an excuse to dip early.